Tuesday, June 28, 2005

"Worth it"??

While trying to reverse public support of the war in Iraq president bush said that the sacrifices are "worth it" and "vital to the future security of our country" He also said there will be no withdrawal timetable. " We will stay in Iraq as long as we are needed and not a day longer" My best guess at a timetable for leaving would be somewhere around NEVER!!!!! What do you think??

Thursday, June 23, 2005

CONGRATULATIONS

I would just like to say Congratulations to the Detroit Pistons for a Great season last year, and very Good season this year. Although they did not win the Championship this year they had a good run. At least 2 years in a row they made shaquille o'neal their BITCH and he couldnt beat them with Kobe Bryant or Dwyane Wade!! HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!
Eat it!!!!! shaq.

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Ex-klansman found Guilty of Murder that took place in 1964

Today an 80 year old "Ex" kkk member was found guilty of Murder! Ya you guys can keep telling yourselves that he's an Ex member. I think that it's a tragedy that it took this long for this walking diaper-stain to be convicted.

Monday, June 20, 2005

Thank You

I just wanted to say thanx to my millions, ok thousands, ok 1 maybe 2 fans that view this blog. I am back and will be posting again. I hope you will find them interesting or at least funny. Thanx again. Riddic.

You Know you're living in 2005 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.

7. You make phone calls from home and you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.

13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.

14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around and go get it.

15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your starbucks.

16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile :)

17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message to.

19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there was no #9 on this list and now you're laughing at yourself.

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

"Quote" of the Day

--" Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. "-- Unknown. This is very true, at least in my opinion. Cats are WORTHLESS!!!

"Quote" of the Day

--" Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. "-- Unknown. This is very true, at least in my opinion.

Monday, April 18, 2005

"Quote" of the Day

--" The best way to keep one's word is not to give it. "-- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

Sunday, April 17, 2005

"Quote" of the Day

--"Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine."--, Lord Byron (1788-1824) English poet & Satirist.

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

"Quote" of the Day

--"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."--, Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)

Technology...What's Next?!

I think the next type of cell phones that will be coming out will have the option of having video conferencing on them. In other words you will be able to see who your talking to and they will be able to see you, all in real-time. At first I thought that sounded pretty cool, but I have spoken to a few people and they opened my eyes to some new ideas. Like one person said "I would hate that, because what if I was talking while I was on the toilet?" I thought that's one way to look at it, I guess. Another person said to me "What if I was calling in sick to work or cheating on my wife/husband I wouldn't want them to see where I was at." So all in all I guess maybe that wouldn't be such a good thing. What do you think.

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

"Quote" of the Day

-- "For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three" --, Alice Kahn I'm not saying technology is bad, in fact I love technology (I'm a big fan.) But c'mon we all hate calling places and talking to computers. I mean who doesn't want to talk to an actual person? I always pust 0 so I can talk to the operator, don't you?

Thursday, March 24, 2005

"Quote" of the Day

-- "If you hollar, need me?!?!" -- The Legendary LB (1946-Forever)
Not quite sure what this quote means, but I did think that it was funny.

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

"Quote" of the day

-- "The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children." -- King Edward VIII (1894-1972) I just thought this was kind of funny, but kind of messed up too.

Monday, March 14, 2005

Weird News!

I've heard of people getting DUI's, I mean who hasn't right? But I have never heard of anyone getting 2 DUI's in the same Day. It seems that a police chief from Strasburg, VA was arrested twice in the same day for DUI charges. I couldn't believe it when I heard this news. For more info CLICK HERE

Sunday, March 13, 2005

"Quote" of the Day

-- "Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first." --, Ronald Reagan (1911-2004)

Friday, March 11, 2005

"Quote" of the Day

-- "Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter." --, Joseph Addison (1672-1719)

Thursday, March 10, 2005

On the way Home!

I was on my way home today and my gas light came on (just like every other day.) I noticed that the cheapest priced gas I saw was $1.98. What a "Deal!!!!" Thanks Bush.

Thursday, March 03, 2005

"Quote" of the Day

-- "All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon sand. --, Ella Wheeler Wilcox