Tuesday, June 28, 2005

"Worth it"??

While trying to reverse public support of the war in Iraq president bush said that the sacrifices are "worth it" and "vital to the future security of our country" He also said there will be no withdrawal timetable. " We will stay in Iraq as long as we are needed and not a day longer" My best guess at a timetable for leaving would be somewhere around NEVER!!!!! What do you think??

Thursday, June 23, 2005

CONGRATULATIONS

I would just like to say Congratulations to the Detroit Pistons for a Great season last year, and very Good season this year. Although they did not win the Championship this year they had a good run. At least 2 years in a row they made shaquille o'neal their BITCH and he couldnt beat them with Kobe Bryant or Dwyane Wade!! HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!
Eat it!!!!! shaq.

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Ex-klansman found Guilty of Murder that took place in 1964

Today an 80 year old "Ex" kkk member was found guilty of Murder! Ya you guys can keep telling yourselves that he's an Ex member. I think that it's a tragedy that it took this long for this walking diaper-stain to be convicted.

Monday, June 20, 2005

Thank You

I just wanted to say thanx to my millions, ok thousands, ok 1 maybe 2 fans that view this blog. I am back and will be posting again. I hope you will find them interesting or at least funny. Thanx again. Riddic.

You Know you're living in 2005 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.

7. You make phone calls from home and you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.

13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.

14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around and go get it.

15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your starbucks.

16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile :)

17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message to.

19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there was no #9 on this list and now you're laughing at yourself.